Genital Jousting is available now on Steam. Here you will play the role of a penis and anus, which will go on incredible adventures through numerous locations, where only one, or only one team can win. Genital Jousting is also an online and local multiplayer party game about flaccid penises and wiggly anuses for up to eight players at once. The game, which is a cooperative puzzle/arena/party game in which players must, erm, joust with penises, won’t be sold Down Under, but not because it’s been banned. However, if you’re in Australia you may not even get that opportunity.
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(There's a bit at the end where you simultaneously control your best friend Sam, who is green, well-adjusted, and uncircumcised, and you might need a friend for that, but I managed to get through it steering both of them at once.) At Berlin Minijam last spring, programmer Evan Greenwood (director of Free Lives, the studio behind last year’s masculine-pumped action game Broforce) set out to make a local multiplayer game with humor that was at the expense of penises. Genital Jousting tells the story of " John", a penis who needs to find a date for his high school reunion. Both publishers Gathering of Developers, founded in 1998, and Gamecock, which launched in 2007 were eventually acquired by larger companies and subsequently shut down. Genital Jousting may just be the strangest and funniest game you’re likely to play. I wouldn't rush to buy Genital Jousting just for this, and even the online stuff is only worth it at peak times when the servers are full, but while the real attraction of Genital Jousting is obviously playing with your friends it's nice that there's a way to experience being a penis on your own. I don't know if anyone's thought through the fine details of this schlong-based alternate reality and how it came to be this way "does Genital Jousting have lore" is not something I thought I'd find myself Googling today.Īnyway, the whole thing can be wrapped up in under two hours and you will probably laugh more than once in that time. One of the first things you do in the tutorial is eat an apple with your butt, and after that you have to brush your teeth by jamming a toothbrush up there. All this takes place in a world where everyone's a wang, men and women both, and where those wangs have butts that are also apparently their mouths.
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